It is a parody of NicePeter's Epic Rap Battles of History.
Announcer: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MVC3!! ALBERT WESKER...VS....VICTOR VON DOOM....BEGIN!!!
Yo imma murder Doom!
Break your mask off, crack open your glass jaw.
Using a hacksaw, and my Edge when I blast off.
Lift you off the ground, you bounce, look at you now.
I'm throwing a cruise missle at your chest, look at you DOWN!
Break my foot off into your ass. You can't even dash.
You're slower than Ryu in the past. Imma rip you in half!
X-FACTOR. I pick it up.
And I'd wear that mask too, if I was ugly as f***. WHAT?
I'm sorry dude, but this ain't Marvel 2 yo.
You're lucky you went to EVO, and got top 8. Oh wait, NO!
Get bodied to death, I body you next.
I killed Mega Man, because he didn't cut me a check.
I got so much in my revenue stream.
I body a beam character, without even using a team.
My divinity's individually, interjected with synergy.
There's a reason why, unless you're clockw0rk, people call you free...
Doom runs a country b***ch! A nation of slaves.
Dig you a grave. I'll make Umbrella look like welfare, minimum wage.
Doom is getting enraged, I come harder!
I killed my ex-girlfriend, and turned her into a suit of armor!
I'm gonna bury you with so many aerial variables.
I tear you to pieces sitting in my chair, 'cause you perishable.
Beat you to death with your legs, leave you in stitches.
Marvel 2 is the sh*t, RE5 is for b***ches!
Laugh at you with my clones. Sit on my throne.
Look at your clothes. The Matrix went out of style, 11 years ago!
Come on Neo, Wesker, or is it Morpheus?
You're the sh*t amongst 30 year old wannabe Agent Smiths,
who live in a basement with their moms, and babysit kids,
their sister had while they were busy watching Reloaded again.
Do you have any friends? Hope you don't have any plans,
when I murder you with my BARE HANDS!!
What happened? Is your spine gone? Got a virus in me, the pain's on.
Where's Strider to save you now, huh?
Use Uroboros on Ouroboros, and hit a taurus in the forest,
murder you like half of S.T.A.R.S. special forces.
I'm your top fear, I ain't gonna stop here,
kill your dog with a shot, and drink every lost tear,
dodge every missile, killing you is so simple.
You're such a joke every time, your air super I hear a cymbal.
I got diplomatic immunity, usability usually,
hits with an incredulity, dutifully looping beautifully.
Check it, I'm chucking plasma, following every rock.
I stole Galactus's power with only a friggin' thought!
So what's your big plan? World's gonna be zombies, watch,
I'll kill cops and Umbrella's stock will never stop.
Of course, it like a chore. You know what's more?
I took over the world twice and gave it up, 'CAUSE I GOT BORED!
You. Uh... Really?
Yes, this happened. Look it up. "Emperor Doom".
Yes, literally the whole world.
The entire Earth. Yes, I conquered it. Free.
But why did you...
I got bored. Paid for it. Oh, what's your plan? Zombie conspiracy company? Oh man, not like anyone has tried that before, except in 5 Resident Evil games and they all failed!!! Hmph, good plan.
Yo Imma kill you in ten seconds, with 84 lead weapons.
Imprison you in a capsule, while I'm signing your death sentence.
You're like a human sized cell phone. Can I send Jill a text message?
Someone's salty they're getting nerfed in Ultimate next session.
Look at you Doom. You probably even soiled your room.
Your face looks like a cube. So what the hell do you do?
Your comics are sh*t, both your movies were terrible.
And none of your powers in Marvel 3 are even comparable!
You're just basic, face it. I'm a case of aces.
I'm the staple OTG, you get exposed and ra*** with.
I'm GODLIKE in ability. So much life you ain't killing me. Everybody is feeling me!!--
YOU USE PHOENIX AND HAVE A SH*TTY HAIRCUT!!
Announcer: WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MVC3!!
- Max would later reveal that the reason there were no more Epic Rap Battles of MvC3 was because ERB wouldn't allow him and the Assist Me! crew to make anymore, even though it was a parody.